Why should humans have all the fun? Check out this dog kilt available from Dogs & Co.
No need to unzip a kilt in the bathroom (think ‘There’s Something About Mary’!)
Skilts have roomy pockets that do not move when your legs do
Women check out men in kilts
Gay men check out men in kilts (even if it’s not your bag a complement is a complement)
Straight men check out men in kilts and admire you for having the balls to wear one
It’s better to run away with your kilt up than get caught with your pants down!
As Braveheart says: ‘Freedom!’
It would be selfish to keep those calves to yourself
Women are attracted to confidence and it takes confidence to wear a kilt
Kilts are great to dance in: plenty of ball room!
Kilts make people wonder
Boots and socks
Nothing, it’s all well lubricated
Richard’s favourite: Just how curious are you? (wink!)