Best responses when someone informs you that ‘that’s not a real / proper kilt’
How do you know?
I agree, it’s a completely un-real kilt
I agree, it’s a completely im-proper kilt
I assume by the trousers that you’re English … (they probably aren’t)
My other kilt’s a (enter tartan here), I use this one for town … it has more luggage space and gets better milage