Best responses when someone informs you that ‘that’s not a real / proper kilt’

How do you know?

I agree, it’s a completely un-real kilt

I agree, it’s a completely im-proper kilt

I assume by the trousers that you’re English … (they probably aren’t)

My other kilt’s a (enter tartan here), I use this one for town … it has more luggage space and gets better milage

 

 

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One response

  1. Shoun

    Best responses when someone informs you that ‘that’s not a real / proper kilt’

    “I might be all mouth and no trouser’s mate, but thats how I get my socks off!”

    “That’s not a real Hoodie, and your no Jedi, oh wait, is that your Lightsaber Hilt tucked down your trousers?;)”

    “Your right, this isn’t a real Kilt, I thought I wrap a pillow case around my waist to get some attention today”

    “Thats not a Real/Proper Argument for me not to wear:

    A) Skirt
    B) Kilt
    C) Loose material around my waist

    Since I don’t even know what to call it, your Argument is invalid, not to mention rude and dangerous, didn’t you consider I might not have taken my medication today?”

    “Come on tell me the truth, your Wife Wears the Kilt in your House doesn’t she! Your just taking it out on me because your not sure whether to kiss me or hit me”

    April 25, 2011 at 3:15 am

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